Problem
Yeah, it’s another copotype – the worst one. The most savage and brutal. The Art Cop. Nothing is good enough for him. Everything is * shit *. You have to employ an armada of adjectives to depict and demean the mediocrity of the works and visual institutions around you. Really * flex * that critical muscle. Until the vocabulary for PUNISHING mediocrity becomes second nature. Here we go …
Solution
Trite, contrived, mediocre, milquetoast, amateurish, infantile, cliche-and-gonorrhea-ridden paean to conformism, eye-fucked me, affront to humanity, war crime, should * literally * be tried for war crimes, resolutely shit, lacking in imagination, uninformed reimagining of, limp-wristed, premature, ill-informed attempt at, talentless fuckfest, recidivistic shitpeddler, pedantic, listless, savagely boring, just one repulsive laugh after another.